Ministry of trends-where kawainess begins~

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Oh dear, Sara.

This whole post is going to be dedicated to you Sara.
Entirely typed by Addictive Coffeebeans.(With a little sugar and spice added by SL)

Dear Sara,

First of all,i would like to thank you for bringing laughters to us with your comedic tags.
It totally displayed your utter stupidity and childishness.

"omgawd,and your grammer errors are way too many."
We sincerely apologise for any grammer mistakes made.
Please note that we are not professionals,and we would appreciate much if you would kindly pin-point the errors out.

I did be glad to correct your mistakes.
According to,"omgawd" and "loserish" don't exists.
And for your information,there is two administrator over this MOT,please indicate which "you're" you're referring to.
Else,i suggest you to read up more about quantities.

You called either me or my friend a loser,yet we do not see why that is the case.
We did not participate in any competitions,so why will we be even losing?
If you have any enquires regarding the word,loser,feel free to check out,

You claimed that either one of us are copying museum of twits.
Besides your apparent grammer mistake,we do not see why an act of copying will be make us losers.
Do you know that in life process,many of us learns by copying,for example,english.
How would we learn if we don't start copying?
How do we learn new vocabs and sentence structure if we don't copy it from the books we are reading?
Moreover,we did not lift word for word,and i believe,our contents are different in someway.
Examples are:
-We are not as sarcastic as them.
-We are not as disgusting as them.
-We are not as vulgar as them.

Sorry to dissapoint you,but your 'guess' is incorrect.
If grammer mistakes made us twits,which human being on earth is not one.
To err is human,lady.

Yeah,and i seriously do not understand why you love the word 'loser' so much,but anyway,thanks for your comments.

Yours sincerely,


Once again, thanks for bringing life to the tagboard.
And because of you, we've revived this blog.

You kong zai lai. (:

Saturday, April 7, 2007

The slasher

Before i start posting about the latest trends, CAN YOU PEOPLE TAG AND GIVE COMMENTS ABOUT THIS BLOG?!
We have been updating it regularly yet there isnt any comments or tags at the tagboard!!!
So we can't just update with no one reading it yea?

It has come to our attention that girls or boys who called themselves the emo kids actually slashed themselves.
They will take penknives or ordinary knives to slash themselves at the wrists.
They claimed that doing this can ease the pain in their heart(or other organs) by slashing their wrists.

This person even took pictures of it,without blending the images-.-
Source: Addictive coffeebeans

You may ask yourself.
Why must they do that to themselves?
You may have questioned yourself but after that, you may follow the 'trend' and cut your wrists as well.

1st point: Stress.
As the parents and teachers increase their expectations to the students in school, many pupils can't handle the stress. This will then eventually lead to the cutting of wrists. Though such cases are rare, they may still happen. Stress may not just come from the school work, it can come from your parents. Some of their parents may be having quarrels frequently which may cause to child to have the stress too.

2nd point: Love
Though these teenagers are young, they will have their own boyfriends and girlfriends. Of course, these relationships don't last long and the girls' 'fairytale' will not end happily ever after. They will become heartbroken and thus slashed themselves to ease the pain in their heart. Doing this is stupid, as when the guy leaves you, he will never come back or even care about you anymore. What for hurt yourself when he don't even care at all? Slashing of wrists don't really happen in guys cos they are not as delicate as the girls.

Just to follow the trends
Some of them will just cut their wrists just because they think that it's the latest trend and everyone's doing it. These people normally will take pictures of their wrists with blood flowing out(like what I've showed above) and post it on the net. They might want people to think,"Look!I cut my wrist too!Like what everyone's doing!" They want to look emo, hurt or something when nothing actually happened to them. Piercing of several holes on the nose, ears, lips etc. is a form of 自残 to me.I mean, what's the use of piercing so many holes around your body when these holes might get infection!? Who suffers after that? When my friends ask me to join them to pierce earholes i ask,"Seriously, what's the use of piercing so many earholes?" They kept quiet for a moment and replied,"For fun la!" Is this really fun to them? They have to endure these unnecessary pain. What for?

Friday's weekly: 自残

Read it, though it's very wordy, it makes sense.
My apologies to non chinese readers.

I read an article about a few female students meeting up in the toilet and slashing themselves just to show their support to the show 萤火虫的梦, which was acted out by some of the campus superstar singers.

It's a pretty good show to me, but i dont think that these girls should go to an extent of slashing themselves just to show their support.
What a bunch of immatured girls eh?

I dont know who started this 'slashing wrist' activity but if i found out who he/she is, i would just slap him/her several times on the face and kick his/her groin.
Do you know that the body have to work extra hard just to replenish the blood you lost?
Do you know that the body have to work extra hard just to heal the wounds?

If you still insist that cutting yourself is right, do it.
You won't live long cos you will never know that you might cut any of your important arteries or veins.
And it will be none of my business.


Friday, March 16, 2007

Addictive Coffeebeans now introduce to you the lastest current trend!


Please follow the below steps and do accordingly.

Bear in mind that an attituded image is always essential.
You will be going through a complete makeover.
Its gonna cost much,but don't worry,its worth it,you will soon earn yourself a reputation you yearned. (;

Step 1:

First,get your ears poke,not forgetting your nose and lips
Do not stop untill theres at least 10 holes all over you.
Remember to get yourself fancyful and colourful earrings for each holes.

Step 2:

Visit a barber and get your hair permed or rebonded.
*If your having a tight budget,you might wanna consider using a cable and water and to your hair electrified.
And yea,shop for some cheap multi-coloured dyes too.

Step 3:

Go for manicure.
Patterened/Black nails would be a good choice
*Once again,if you'r encountering financial problems,highlighting your finger nails might work too.

Step 4:

Wear punk clothes and get rings.Perferbably,black and pink.
*For your infomation,minimarkets do have cheap stocks.

Step 5:

Get your language right.
Never fail to write/talk without Singlish with twitish effects
If possible,change your name with a 'xiia0' in front.

Step 6:

Befriend some 'jiemuis'.
Learn vulgarities.

Congrats on offically being an ah lian after all these troubles :D
Remember to credit MOT's attituded handbook!
Your appearance should roughly look like this :

*Image proudly brought to you by a-n0b0dy.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

SL is incharged in posting this post!
I was forced to post by Addictive CoffeeBeans a.k.a Gwen a.k.a Meiix Meiixz.

This post is dedicated to the creative and " kawaii nehxz!" people on the net.

These people talk, or rather type in a unique way.
This unique way of typing had been spread to hundreds, or maybe thousands in the net.
These UNIQUE people with special abilities type with double 'i's, end a word with 's', 'x' or 'z' or replace the alphabet 'g' with 'q', like they hold grudges with the alphabet 'g'.

For example :
"Hell0xzz. Frree tuudaexz? Wanna q0 0ut? liike causewayy 0r s0methiinnqqx?"

phew. i spend 2minutes typing this sentence.

They not only have a unique way of typing, they have good photography skills too!
They normally likes to take photos of their beautiful faces and putting them on their blogs or as their display picture in msn or other sites.

She even called herself gg0nqzhu w0rhhxz.

Miiexz verii ddha kawaiix nehhxz w0rrhxxzz.

Some are so creative where they went to an extent of taking pictures of themselves when they are changing clothes or wearing their undergarments!
They not only can show off how GOOD their figure is, it can also show how pretty their undergarment is!
EG. polka dots, stripes or even FLOWERS!

Isnt that great? You can kill two birds with one stone! :D

This particular person actually scratched someone's name out on her arm!

Sick isnt it?

There are all kind of twits out in the world, inventing more and more new and stupid creative things!
So why not be one?

Join them and you will never regret....

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Branded School Bags

Its new year eve!
Before i start,a very HAPPY NEW YEAR in advance to everyone out there =D

Of course,its a trandition to shop for new things in new year,thats why MOT brings you the latest trend-itional bag! (;

Shiny 'plasticbags' like zinc,square ,etcs can be commonly seen with teenagers nowadays.

Among inviewed,one said zinc is nice,cheap and its trend wearing 'plastic sling bags'
AHA! I heard the keyword,trend
Lets do some analysing.

How excalty do they define 'nice'?
A popular design of zinc will be a basic combination of 2 different colours,a logo and watermark of company.
The deepest simplicity,very nice indeed.

Hmm..a minimum of $39.90 is considered cheap?
I can have around 40 mushroom noodles with it,that is about packets of flour,a number of mushrooms,one cow scarified and lots of bean sprout.
Wow o.o
Well,at least compared to others non-branded bags,zinc/sqaure is much more expensize.

Guys,if you'r looking for trend-ish bags,grab your zinc/square bag now.(:

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Opening Of MOT

The new version of MOT,ministry of trends,motivated by the Musuem Of Twits,is now offically opened !

We,MOT,promise to keep you guys updated about the latest trends and beauty of trends and of course,not forgetting a little sacarism to shows how much we actually LOVES them.

Clarifications to be done:

-This is definately not a clone of the musuem of twits,at least we brings you different contents,fresh from the oven. [;

-Every post carries NO personal attacks.

Yep,please show your support to MOT now [: